Sunday, December 27, 2009

Disnie is eviL with a capital "L" (prologue)

In the timeless words of Rich Burlew: Plot Ahoy!

I'm starting a story arc! That was supposed to start on Christmas!!!

I don't like disney.

Views expressed or implied in this comic do not necessarily represent the views of the artist.
Views expressed or implied in this comic are, in fact, statements of fact. If you disagree, you are wrong.

This comic is funny because I actually DIDN'T get my sister anything for Christmas, and she DID get me something for Christmas.

Also, to dispel any misconceptions, my sister is not obsessed with the Jonas Brothers in any way, shape, or form.

This comic is only semi-autobiographical, so I can do whatever I want.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

For the holidays,

Foor the hoolidaaaays, theres no place like hoome sweet hooooomme!!!

I felt like doing it :). It's good to be home.

You have no idea how long I took doing this. In the svg file, there is a full sky background and shadowed hills, and even a path leading away from the house, shaded according to the light coming out of the door. But you can only see part of it through the door and everything else is covered. There is also a well done doorknob that ended up getting covered by my mom's head. Perhaps I should plan my layout ahead of time to avoid this kind of thing...

And I also took an hour perfecting the thought bubble and the placement of the words inside.

So much for vector graphics cutting down my drawing time...

But that's okay, I can afford it! It's Christmas break!!! Whoohoo!

Monday, December 14, 2009

From a couple months ago

I said I wouldn't update because of finals.

I lied.

But don't think I'm forsaking my studying, I just thought I'd quickly post up this comic I did a while ago, the second vector-graphics drawn one ever.

And since there are only like two people who know the story behind this, I may as well mention to all (2 or 3) of you that Arky is a soul-eating chair. He's a chair. Arky is a chair. Understood? Good, read the comic.

Arky is a soul eating chair. He's a chair. I guess this comic doesn't make sense unless you know that.

This happens a lot to Joe.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Cancerous in high enough concentrations

Totally forgot to post this up with finals and all. Speaking of finals, I won't be able to post next week! Unless I do really well! So wish me luck!

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Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Tuesday, December 1, 2009


Isn't it true?

If you're dropping in here from the "[FIRST COMIC]" link, you should know that this isn't actually my first comic. See that link on the sidebar that says "The JMTE website?" Follow it and you can click on the "Archive" button to see all the comics I've ever drawn for this site, including the ones I actually attempted to "draw." No seriously those ones look terrible.


Hey! I finally got a blog! Since I suck at updating my comics with any regularity, I'll just be posting my thoughts (do I have any?) here when I feel like it. Hopefully I'll be able to get up at least one comic a week here, this is a way better way to publish comics than those other ludicrous things I had set up...