Saturday, March 27, 2010

A glimpse of things to come...




Will this plot line ever be resolved? Find out next episode of Dragon Ball-- umm, yeah, here's a portion of the climactic battle that I'll eventually get around to running.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

So it turns out



So it turns out I have more important things in my life than running a webcomic. Go figure.

Sorry.

I'll still update occasionally during the spring, and I'll definitely be back during the summer. but for now, I'm leaving this lame start of a story arc hanging and focusing on work I need to get done.

See you eventually!

~Amos

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Friday, February 26, 2010

Pardon this interruption



But Amos is currently dealing with post-identity crisis resolution necessity syndrome. Please come back on Monday for humorous depictions of his misery.

In other news, this comic has broken a major popularity barrier. That's right, it now shows up on the first page of a Google search for it. Pretty neat, huh? I promise I'll make this as epic as possible, so get this to show up as the first ITEM on the search, alright? Cool.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Monday, February 22, 2010

Disnie is eviL part 6



Yeah. I don't think I ever want to do a dedicated story arc again. I apologize. today's is okay, I'll try and make the ending bearable here.

Friday, February 19, 2010

Disnie is eviL part 5 (INTERMISSION)



Thanks to a suggestion by a friendly Math Mage, this comic is much more solid.



This has nothing to do with the story you say? You're just stalling you say? You're absolutely right I say!

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Disnie is eviL part 4



So this entire time I've been forgetting to misspell "Disney," but since the word hasn't had to show up in comic yet, I've solved the problem by using a fluffymodulator to alter all of your memories. The titles of previous posts in this story arc? They've always been like that, why do you ask?

Edit: I was going back to fix the titles, and it turns out the prologue to this arc had Disnie spelled as such. Really! Would I lie to you to make myself seem slightly less negligent?

Something you should know before you read this comic is that General Saline has no conscience, and works for Disnie Channel (Well would you look at that, it did show up in comic, but before the legitimate comics).

Sorry about the quality and overall lack of humor in those (2 year old) dinosaurs (not that much has changed...), there's a reason I don't have anything pointing to them from the archive in THIS site.



Told you updates would be regular.

Monday, February 15, 2010

Disnie is eviL part 3



Look! updates are regular! you didn't believe me, did you?



If you look very carefully, part of my shadow is sticking out from under the wall.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Friday, February 12, 2010

Disnie is eviL part 2



Remember from last time that Amos is at a Joanus Brothers concert!

Amos is at a Joanus Brothers concert!

As if I wasn't lazy enough already by using vector graphics, I only drew heads in this comic.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Disnie is eviL with a capital "L" (prologue)



In the timeless words of Rich Burlew: Plot Ahoy!

I'm starting a story arc! That was supposed to start on Christmas!!!

I don't like disney.

Views expressed or implied in this comic do not necessarily represent the views of the artist.
Views expressed or implied in this comic are, in fact, statements of fact. If you disagree, you are wrong.




This comic is funny because I actually DIDN'T get my sister anything for Christmas, and she DID get me something for Christmas.

Also, to dispel any misconceptions, my sister is not obsessed with the Jonas Brothers in any way, shape, or form.

This comic is only semi-autobiographical, so I can do whatever I want.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

For the holidays,



Foor the hoolidaaaays, theres no place like hoome sweet hooooomme!!!

I felt like doing it :). It's good to be home.

You have no idea how long I took doing this. In the svg file, there is a full sky background and shadowed hills, and even a path leading away from the house, shaded according to the light coming out of the door. But you can only see part of it through the door and everything else is covered. There is also a well done doorknob that ended up getting covered by my mom's head. Perhaps I should plan my layout ahead of time to avoid this kind of thing...

And I also took an hour perfecting the thought bubble and the placement of the words inside.

So much for vector graphics cutting down my drawing time...

But that's okay, I can afford it! It's Christmas break!!! Whoohoo!

Monday, December 14, 2009

From a couple months ago



I said I wouldn't update because of finals.

I lied.

But don't think I'm forsaking my studying, I just thought I'd quickly post up this comic I did a while ago, the second vector-graphics drawn one ever.

And since there are only like two people who know the story behind this, I may as well mention to all (2 or 3) of you that Arky is a soul-eating chair. He's a chair. Arky is a chair. Understood? Good, read the comic.

Arky is a soul eating chair. He's a chair. I guess this comic doesn't make sense unless you know that.

This happens a lot to Joe.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Cancerous in high enough concentrations





Totally forgot to post this up with finals and all. Speaking of finals, I won't be able to post next week! Unless I do really well! So wish me luck!


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:ʞuıן ןnɟǝsn ʎɹǝʌ ɐ sı sıɥʇ 'sʍǝu ɹǝɥʇo uı

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Life





Isn't it true?

If you're dropping in here from the "[FIRST COMIC]" link, you should know that this isn't actually my first comic. See that link on the sidebar that says "The JMTE website?" Follow it and you can click on the "Archive" button to see all the comics I've ever drawn for this site, including the ones I actually attempted to "draw." No seriously those ones look terrible.

whaat?



Hey! I finally got a blog! Since I suck at updating my comics with any regularity, I'll just be posting my thoughts (do I have any?) here when I feel like it. Hopefully I'll be able to get up at least one comic a week here, this is a way better way to publish comics than those other ludicrous things I had set up...